a checklist

are you the right kind of man for my coworker?

- no chronic drug users

- no popped collars

- no backwards hats

- no button-down pinstripe shirts

- no saying "J-Mo," it's jameson

- needs a job

- preferably a car too

- cool, cocky, but somehow not an asshole

- taller than her (let's start at 6 feet)

- needs to be physically able to pick her up

in other news, my coworker and i have very different mindsets about this kind of thing...